Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just come out here and I will go home with you...
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
bring money and cleavage
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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