i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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