Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Drunk is a universal language darling
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