jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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