It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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