i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I don't think brook has ever known best
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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