If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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