We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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