no. you can't hotbox the world.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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