I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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