So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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