BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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