They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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