No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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