she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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