apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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