we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The ass gains better be worth it
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