Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
