Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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