So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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