after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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