just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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