these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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