You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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