you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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