I wish I could punch you in the face.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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