Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just gift wrapped bread.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize
