Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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