Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Found the puke drawer
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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