You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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