the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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