That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
