i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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