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(734): View more from Michigan

the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.

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(415): View more from California

I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy

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(818): View more from California

I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...

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(443): View more from Maryland

Something about Sunday night screams phone sex

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(801): View more from Utah

Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."

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