Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
