I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
