Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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