For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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