i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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