Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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