You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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