He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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