This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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