just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
accomplished twins. life is a go
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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