I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
