i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I will pee on everything he values.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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