ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
of course. lets lasso hookers.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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