we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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