Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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