Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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