Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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