I want to have your abortion
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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