her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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