she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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