I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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