It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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