After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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